There are some phrases and quotes that are stored for ever in our memory, in the Robotic Lab.
The list is quite long and I promise that very soon I will post more, but the best ones come from one of my team members: the mighty Sergio.
Next, you will read about some unforgettable quotes:
1) (Speaking with his lawyer) "I am more pissed off than a turkey before the Thanksgiving day".
2) (Speaking by telephone with the technical support of our Internet provider).
Technical support: "In few hours we will address your problem, sir".
Sergio: "Few hours ?!? It is more probable that a meteorite hits the Earth and destroys all human kind".
3) And last, his masterpiece. You should know that we had several problems with some electronic boards (called further "Icarus") that collapse the communication bus of the robot. The only solution we found was to remove more and more boards from the robot. Sergio is one the people that is supposed to take some action (no one knows which action should be taken) to solve the issue.
Esteban: "Sergio, we have still problems with the Icarus boards"
Sergio: " How many of them are still on the robot?"
Esteban: "two"
Sergio: " No, not in the gripper of the robot, I mean... on the whole robot!"
Esteban: "two..."
Sergio: " NO. I am not asking you how many of the boards are failing, I mean: how many boards are still on the robot?"
Estaben: "Sergi... two !!!"
Sergio turns in my direction and tells me: "Davide, buy for me theFrodo 's cloack, I must go to Mordon and throw the Icarus board in that Volcano that destroy it all..."
The list is quite long and I promise that very soon I will post more, but the best ones come from one of my team members: the mighty Sergio.
Next, you will read about some unforgettable quotes:
1) (Speaking with his lawyer) "I am more pissed off than a turkey before the Thanksgiving day".
2) (Speaking by telephone with the technical support of our Internet provider).
Technical support: "In few hours we will address your problem, sir".
Sergio: "Few hours ?!? It is more probable that a meteorite hits the Earth and destroys all human kind".
3) And last, his masterpiece. You should know that we had several problems with some electronic boards (called further "Icarus") that collapse the communication bus of the robot. The only solution we found was to remove more and more boards from the robot. Sergio is one the people that is supposed to take some action (no one knows which action should be taken) to solve the issue.
Esteban: "Sergio, we have still problems with the Icarus boards"
Sergio: " How many of them are still on the robot?"
Esteban: "two"
Sergio: " No, not in the gripper of the robot, I mean... on the whole robot!"
Esteban: "two..."
Sergio: " NO. I am not asking you how many of the boards are failing, I mean: how many boards are still on the robot?"
Estaben: "Sergi... two !!!"
Sergio turns in my direction and tells me: "Davide, buy for me the
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